I Was Caught With My P@nts Down And J@rking Off

by: mikejuha
When I was in the big city (Manila), I rented this room with a friend.

The room was situated at the ground floor and just outside the door was an aisle where people usually congregate, play cards, or anything to let loose of the time. My bed was situated in a corner where anyone can see from the outside when the door opens. (So we have to close the door all the time).

One time when I was alone and feeling horny, I undid my pants and did it – laying flat on my bed. I was in the middle of orgasm when the door suddenly opened.

It was my roommate arriving from his job, and from the aisle was this old woman who, upon seeing me tightly gripping my dick shouted, “JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!”, doing the cross-sign as she frantically ran away like hell.

As the woman rattled by what she saw in me, the other kibitzers scrambled to get a peek into the room.

“Lock up the damn door, idiot!” I shouted to my roommate. “Look what have you done... STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!”

“Oh, come on... everyone’s doing it – all the other people outside who also saw you are doing it, I am doing it, even that bastard old woman is doing it. What’s the big deal?”

“The big deal is, you are not supposed to be seen by a public rubbing your dick with your hand, idiot! Everyone knows it’s supposed to be secret, dammit! And you think it’s funny ha? God! You are ruining my life! You are ruining my damn name!”

I felt like the people outside were laughing at me, pointing their fingers at me, and shouting - “Asshole! Fucking-maniac...LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!”

And I was even the “looked-up-to” guy in the neighborhood having a clean image, angelic face (Arrrgggggh!). And now they saw me doing this everyone-is-doing secret too? Oh my God!!!

My whole day was a total wreck.

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My Mom Caught Me Too!

I was a teenager then, and just discovered the trade of jerking off.

I love to do it in my room that I could do it two times, even three or more times in a day. One day, while doing it and very near to orgasm, my mom suddenly opened the door and... She caught me!

Realizing she was at the wrong place at the wrong time, she left almost instantaneously saying, “Er... dinner is ready!”

Since I was about to reach the peak then (and heaven knows you're in fucking shit when you're almost there) I had to continue while at the same time answer her – half-whispering, half-moaning, “Mom, yeahhhh... am cominnnggg, ahhhhhh!”

And you bet; since then, I never saw my mom straight in the eyes again.